... is indeed a sad state of affairs.

I think everyone has come to the point of television desperation where ANYTHING, even Nick Jr., is better than Maury with that same woman trying to find her baby-daddy, who is 150% sure that one of the eight men she's brought today, despite that being what she said for the past four episodes she's been on. Jerry Springer is usually quite amusing, but there hasn't bee any new epidoes on.

I reached this point at breakfastime (AKA 10:30 ish), and turned the telly to Nick. And there was Dora, in all of her affirmative glory, singing some nonsense in Spanish that I, not an avid viewer, couldn't make a lick of sense through. So I watched in horror/confusion as she carried a talking red fish in a pail to the ocean, when suddeny, the music changed and Dora said 'Is that Seifer?' And I was all like 'YES IT'S SEIFER!!!!!' My sister said 'no, dumbass, it's SWIPER' And so it was. A ridiculous orange fur beast with purple gloves and mask. My heart was broken. Dora urged me to tell off Swiper, but I resisted. And Swiper, who really wished he was Seifer, walked away, defeated, with an 'aw man'. Which is a KH Seifer thing to say. So led to this drawing.


1 turn of MONSTER 80's, Crayola colored pencils and Sharpie.

Dora is a slave to Nickelodeon, Seifer was created by Tetsuya Nomura.

If you read all that through, you are more patient than I am. Here, have breakfast cake.